A Tale of Three Wii's

Finishing another block pushes me another six weeks behind on the blog, but it suffices me to say that all's well that ends well, and so it was with microbiology and pharmacology. Actually microbiology was really interesting and hopefully on my week by week recap I'll be able to highlight some of my favorite microbes for your entertainment.

Pharmacology on the other hand was not one of the most organized classes we've had here (thankfully microbiology was one of the best), so sometimes lectures went long and tangential. One day in the middle of the block I was slouched over, daydreaming, and more or less catatonic when all of a sudden in a cacophony of forgotten-to-be-muted rings and chimes I was startled back into reality as my phone started ringing, notifying me of a new text message, a new voicemail, an email, and an instant message--it was a wiialert! I didn't have a moment's time to lose as I knew that I had to act fast. Faster than an orderly running for a crash cart on a coding patient I was at Amazon.com within seconds checking out with 3 Nintendo Wii's for a pricey $750. They sold out again within a minute's notice but my order which I had attempted many times prior had finally gone through.

So the story ensues with 42 of my classmates + 1 world renown lecturer looking in my direction as I pursued the three elusive Wii's. I had postings up on Craigslist and the Mayo Classifieds within minutes, and within minutes I had two calls from people who were already interested in buying them. There was just one problem: I didn't have any of them in hand yet. One of the callers however decided to stick with me and he became Wii #1 starting my story of the three Wii's.

Wii #1 went to a man who's wife went in for surgery at Mayo and needed something to keep her entertained while she would be recovering for the next few weeks. He showed up in leathers looking like he was ready to kill, I thought he might be with Hell's Angels as he unrolled a wad of cash and gave me a cool $300. I was waiting for the ATF and FBI to jump me at any moment and I think I still am.

Wii #2 "Hi this is so and so from Luther Midelfort Northland am I speaking to Dan?" is what I heard when I picked up the phone. Confused and swearing that I heard that so and so was from Dunder Mifflen I was bracing to retaliate against this unsolicited sales call on my donotcall.gov phone number. I was pleasantly surprised however when the individual on the line inquired about the Nintendo Wii and I was even more impressed that they turned out to be a Mayo department. "Umm sure I can take a corporate check, and send it through the Mayo intraclinic courier system... or I could drop it off to you..., wait, you're in North Wisconsin!?" Wii #2 is pending a Mayo Clinic billing department corporate check. I sold a Nintendo Wii to the Mayo Clinic!

Wii #3 Went out the door this morning. I had just come in from playing with Mikey outside in the 1/16th of a inch of snow we received last night when I got a call from a desperate women on the other end of the line. "Are you Dan? Do you still have your Wii available?" I told her I did and was immediately barraged with "Thank you thank you thank you thank you - you are my hero - thank you! Can I buy it from you right now and can we meet half way?" Considering the notion that I would need to get ready and go somewhere I was caught off gaurd on this lazy Saturday morning and mustered up little better than a prolonged "Ummmm..." "Well you see, my best friend is having a wedding and it is right now, and I'm the bridesmaid, and I didn't know these damn Wii's were so damn hard to find in the whole city (try the whole country I thought to myself), and now I'm late and I need one to give to them because that's what they wanted and I've been looking all morning." *Sigh* fine, I can get ready I thought to myself, heck I can even dig up a gift bag for it, but what frightened me was what she asked next: "So how much does a Wii usually cost? Is there anything wrong with the one that you are selling? Can you promise me that it will work?" This is an example of a very bad buying situation for the buyer, had I been a malicious salesperson I could've probably exploited this situation pretty badly and left the buyer out of money and out of luck. But being the nice guy that I think I am I only scooped her for the $50 commission and now in turn have christened a wedding with a Wii.

So there really wasn't much of a point to this post. Sure pharmacology was probably the worst of times, and this wii alert in class that day probably was the best of times, but the real enjoyment that I had from the sale of these three Wii's wasn't the fact that I could pay our utilities for three more weeks, but rather the three little crazy vignettes that I otherwise never would have acquired. So the moral of the story is: if you ever stumble upon a stash of Wii's one day, maybe try picking one up and if not to play, list it for sale and see what comes your way.